1: Go to Comic-Com (already foaming at the mouth with excitement)

2: Buy something that isn't for sale (sounds like something James Bond would do)

3: Make up some kind of amazing dance, perform it on treadmills, then post it on youtube (putting in 'zutara' as one of the keywords)(two words: internet star)

4: Become a Jedi (nuff said)

5: Attend MIT and join a card-counting club (watch out Vegas)

6: Be an extra in a movie (preferably Avatar), go to a taping of Oprah, and be on some kind of game show (Cash Cab watch out)

7: Build an Iron Man suit (and lightsaber)

8: Buy and Solve a 5X5 Rubik's cube

9: Do the whole "BEES!" thing from Tommy Boy (THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF!!)

10: Drive a Lamborghini or the Batmobile (with Bohemian Rhapsody blaring)

11: Play Mission Impossibe with headsets and paintball guns @ Sam's at 2 in the morning

12: Become a Neo-Billionaire (yes, it could happen, and monkeys could fly out of my butt)

13: Watch all six Star Wars movies in a row

14: Pay for something using Monopoly money

15: Trestle

16: Get Ask A Ninja to answer one of my questions

17: Become a DDR and Guitar Hero champion and learn to play them at the same time (America's Got Talent here I come)

18: Defeat the entire Super Mario Brothers Deluxe game (yes, GameBoy Color) in less than 10 minutes

19: Edit Wikipedia

20: Learn to speak Klingon

21: Get a cheeseburger (before the press conference of course)